Just a Chip

May 3rd, 2006

I had the day off, so I spent it running errands, including stopping in at work to say Hi, and pick up my paycheck. I discovered that my son not only loves women, but he is a HUGE flirt. I mean big time, he smiles and bats his eyelashes and then when he thinks someone is flirting back he throws his little face into my shoulder. That’s right… I am raising a ladies man. It doesn’t help that he’s extremely cute, girls (and sometimes guys) just fawn all over him, I can’t take him anywhere without having women stop and touch him, and comment on his long eyelashes, his dimples, or his Big Blue eyes. It’s great, I love having a beautiful child, no one wants an ugly baby. I think that’s why he’s such a flirt, because he gets so much attention. Or maybe it’s genetic? Anybody who knew me when knows that I was quite the flirt in my day, I still use my charm to get things I want/need (like, you know…get out of a speeding ticket) I definitely don’t think he got it from Brandon (no explanations nessessary

Life is going pretty well, work has been good, this week I have taken care of two “celebrity wives” (for the slower people reading this…. I mean women married to Hollywood guru’s) one of them was really nice, and the other? Well…. she’s another story, I would love to blab who, but I can’t, I am held to the laws of HIPPA. I wouldn’t want someone talking about my medical problems on their blog. We get lots of celebrity clients, because of where we are located, I haven’t personally taken care of a big celeb just yet, but I probably will sometime in the near future, it’s going to kill me to keep it in. Brooke sheilds and Katie Holmes had they babies a couple weeks ago, but they were at St. Johns (it’s about 3 blocks away from us) I was surprised neither of them came to us, but oh well. The paparazzi like to hang out in front of the hospital because we do have a lot of famous people that come here, so watch for a picture of someone famous with me in the background It’s kind of odd how many famous people live in this area, I have seen a few, but I usually can’t figure out who they are until it’s too late, they don’t look the same as they do on the big screen. For instance David Spade is the size of a 10 year old girl, he is like 5 feet and 90 pounds, my little sister could beat him up, but I never would have known how little he was until I saw him in person.

Ok gtg my kid is getting tired and crabby.